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A 55-Gallon Tub of Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant is only $1,495.00 right now on Amazon.com.  If you’re not already sold on the item (but why wouldn’t you be?) just check out some of these customer reviews:

"I never thought I’d use it all but a few days ago the pump finally ran  dry. I’ve had a lot of good times with it. My wife, too. And not just  what you’d think. One day I just hosed down our hardwood-floored hallway  so I could use it as a slip-n-slide. You shouldn’t think of this as a  ‘purchase.’ It’s an ‘investment.’"  -Malcom
"First things first, I have to admit that the possibilities of this lone  55 gallon drum of lubricant is endless. For the first few weeks, I felt  like a kid in a candy shop. I not only used this drum to help improve my  sex life, but I also was able to fix my car, through a savvy party that  entertained both young and old, fix my squeaky back door, reach  nirvana, and finally create that ultimate slip in slide that I truly  desired." -Abraham
"I bought this some time ago as a practical joke. It was funny for a  week. I then took it into my bed room. Don’t think of this as lubricant.  This is a mother effing bowflex! My arms, right arm especially, got  really big and muscular! Oh By the way don’t forget to switch arms so  you can even out the muscle." -Axel
"This is a hazard! I’ve already lost two cats in this thing. There should  be a warning sticker or something. I assumed the cats would float, but  they sunk like rocks into the lube. And no, it’s not what you think.  Don’t be disgusting. I was trying to create my own cat lube wrestling  league. You know, for sickos." -Mark

I particularly like the “Customers who viewed this also viewed…Accoutrements Horse Head Mask” myself.

A 55-Gallon Tub of Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant is only $1,495.00 right now on Amazon.com.  If you’re not already sold on the item (but why wouldn’t you be?) just check out some of these customer reviews:

"I never thought I’d use it all but a few days ago the pump finally ran dry. I’ve had a lot of good times with it. My wife, too. And not just what you’d think. One day I just hosed down our hardwood-floored hallway so I could use it as a slip-n-slide. You shouldn’t think of this as a ‘purchase.’ It’s an ‘investment.’"  -Malcom

"First things first, I have to admit that the possibilities of this lone 55 gallon drum of lubricant is endless. For the first few weeks, I felt like a kid in a candy shop. I not only used this drum to help improve my sex life, but I also was able to fix my car, through a savvy party that entertained both young and old, fix my squeaky back door, reach nirvana, and finally create that ultimate slip in slide that I truly desired." -Abraham

"I bought this some time ago as a practical joke. It was funny for a week. I then took it into my bed room. Don’t think of this as lubricant. This is a mother effing bowflex! My arms, right arm especially, got really big and muscular! Oh By the way don’t forget to switch arms so you can even out the muscle." -Axel

"This is a hazard! I’ve already lost two cats in this thing. There should be a warning sticker or something. I assumed the cats would float, but they sunk like rocks into the lube. And no, it’s not what you think. Don’t be disgusting. I was trying to create my own cat lube wrestling league. You know, for sickos." -Mark

I particularly like the “Customers who viewed this also viewed…Accoutrements Horse Head Mask” myself.


  1. minimosa reblogged this from kismesister and added:
    Aaaaaaaahahahahahaha Cat. Lube. Wrestling league. That’s gotta be fake….right?
  2. seaklng reblogged this from kismesister and added:
    this. oh and.. furverts? as in.. perverts with fur? no wonder they need this “investment” lol wait.. LOST TWO CATS?...
  3. ferns-and-feathers reblogged this from kismesister and added:
    XDDD This is exactly why I love tumblr. You never know what’s going to show up on your dash!
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